No! No Updates for You! Ah, Hell. Fine!

What am I working on? Besides a whole pile of nothing, this:

• Something with Eirik Gumeny [mysterious!]
• 5 Part Sci-fi trilogy [pushed back until further notice]
• Abs Killstrong Season 01 [thirteen short stories exploring Abs' world]
• A third Captain story [back by "popular" "demand"]
• Short story collection 3 (Including "Rodents from Beyond: Part Three," "In Celebration of Some Dude Moving a Boulder," "Perfume Nuggets," "Chinese Take-Out" and several brand new stories [that have yet to be written])

Now, all of this hinges on actually being pleased with how any of them turn out. And aside from the one with Big Daddy Gumeny, I'd say they're not on the schedule for release any time soon.

In the meantime, why not catch up on the Exponential Apocalypse series by the pleasantly potent BDG.. Book four just came out last month! I said it was:

I've already sprung a magnificent guffaw. Splendid. Simply splendid. Now if you'll excuse me, I have the need for fresh pantaloons. Bravo, Mr. Gumeny.

Check it out!