Sunday, April 05, 2015

In Celebration of Some Dude Moving a Boulder

Every year it's the same thing. I wait all fucking night for that goddamn bunny and he never shows. In all of my nine years, not once has that disease-riddled fur ball ever stopped by my house to give me chocolate. “But we're Jewish, sweetie,” Mom always says. So? I want some fucking Cadbury Creme Eggs and I want them now! When he finally shows up, and he will, I'll be waiting for him. Oh, yes. I'll be waiting.

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